Kazna-yaki istoriyi shkoly Abyyak

LASKAVO PROSYMO DO SHKOLY ABYYAK! Ty poznayomyshsya z BIBI, yaka shvydshe za vsich malyuye; z DZHONOM, yakyy chytaye til′ky dohory drygom, MAYRONOM, yakyy stav naykraschym starostoyu klasu, ta SEMMI, noven′kym, yakyy naspravdi vyyavyvsya schurom. Davay, zachod′ chutchish, bo yakscho spiznyshsya, MIS GORF peretvoryt′ tebe na yablu... Oy, vybachay. Nad chudernats′kymy istoriyamy SHKOLY ABYYAK posmiyalysya vzhe ponad devyat′ mil′yoniv chytachiv. TO CHOHO TY CHEKAYESH?