Kanada. Vid persykovych sadiv do Polyarnoho kola

Kanada — nudna y bahata krayina, de zhyvut′ lyudy, yaki doskonalo rozmovlyayut′ dvoma movamy. Dorohy tut ideal′ni, a koruptsiyi nemaye. Zasnizhenymy preriyamy bihayut′ stada bizoniv, a des′ pomizh chmarochosamy Toronto y Monrealya borodati kanadtsi hrayut′ u chokey. TSe, bezumovno, pravda, koly ydet′sya pro chokey i bizoniv. Reshta, skazaty b, trochy... perebil′shennya. Kanada — yaskrava y samobutnya. Kozhna provintsiya — insha, kozhen rehion — osoblyvyy. Immihrant u Toronto y immihrant u Kvebeku pobachat′ dvi rizni krayiny. Lyudyna z Vankuvera rozkazhe zovsim inshu istoriyu, nizh lyudyna z N′yufaundlendu. I zroblyat′ vony tse, nayimovirnishe, absolyutno riznymy movamy. Same z tsiyeyu Kanadoyu v us′omu yiyi riznomanitti u svoyiy knyzhtsi nas znayomyt′ YEvhen Lakins′kyy.